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Sam I Am
Green Eggs & Ham?!
Created on 2009-02-01 06:37:17 (#18326918), last updated 2009-03-14
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| Name: | Sam Puckett |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-17 |
| Location: | Seattle (206!), Washington, United States |
| Website: | Go To iCarly.com! |
it is a fake character journal
solely for the purpose of

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[since 1.31.09]
FRIENDS ONLY
This journal is friends only. It didn't used to be; me (and my friends) had to make our journals friends only because of some creepah iCarly.com stalker. So all you have to do is comment my friends-only post to be added. I'll only add you if I know you, though.
(OOC - please only add this journal if you are a member/character of the
The name's Sam Puckett.
Call me Samantha and you will regret it.

I'm the amusing little sidekick on a webshow you've probably heard of - iCarly. I'm 16 and in the 9th grade at Ridgeway Middle School. My birthday is April 17th; I'm an Aries. I was born on a bus. I reside in Seattle, and I don't spend much time at my own house (it's boring - my mom sleeps all day or walks around in her bikini, and we never have any food), so I mostly hang out with Carly, and am usually forced to hang around Freddie, though it can be pretty fun taunting and bullying him. I like to chase nerds down, like Gibby, and shove stuff down their pants, or give them wedgies, or something cool like that. I love eating, and I'll eat anything that doesn't eat me first (except celery!). Ham is the best food ever made. I hate homework and school, and I usually get detention, though sometimes I can get off easy when Principal Franklin sees that my best friend is Carly Shay. She's a star pupil, ya know. I make fun of Miss Briggs a lot. She hates it, but it's funny, and the punishment I get is totally worth it. I had to repeat the 3rd grade :( I mainly only go to school because Carly goes, and it'd be boring to just sit around all day and do nothing... My mom said it's a law that I have to go to school, too, so whatever. I hate work, and I'm always broke, but it's cool, 'cause my friends usually have money they'll let me borrow :) I also like hanging around at the Shay loft 'cause Carly's big brother, Spencer, is funny and always has some wacky new sculpture. Half my family is either in jail or on parole, and nearly all of them are dangerous, but hey, I'm not in jail yet, am I? I like listening to music, mostly Cuttlefish and Drake Bell. I surf the web now and then. I also like to read, believe it or not. I also love making bets and winning them! I just recently signed up for a Yoga class at school, and so far, it's pretty easy, and the homework involves sitting around and "meditating", so I'm liking it. Oh, and smoothies are awesome.
Anyway, I'm fun to be around, but don't give me any crap or I'll knock your teeth out and then hang you by your underwear from the ceiling (just ask Jonah).

Check it out... I have a boyfriend.

Crazy, right?
We used to hate each other, but some things happened and some things changed and now we kinda like each other a lot. :)

Freddie Benson (

[ since 2.20.09 ]
"My only love sprung from my only hate!"
-Shakespeare
Yearbook Honors
Most Likely to Get Suspended, Teacher's Pest, Fastest Smoothie Slurper, Most Likely to Ask for More Food at a Party, and Most Likely to Be in Detention
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Interests (49):
beating up dorks, beating up nerds, boogie bear 3, cake, carly, carly shay, cuttlefish, doin' the web show, drake bell, eating, extreme housewives, fat cakes, food, freddie benson, galini's pie, getting detention, girly cow, groovy smoothie, ham, hanging with carly, hating miss briggs, icarly, judge trudy, making bets, making fun of freddie, meat, messin' with lewbert, music, not paying attention, not working, procrastinating, reading books, root beer, salt, sandwiches, seattle, seattle beat, sitting around, skybucks coffee, sleeping, spencer shay, spencer's sculptures, the dr. phyllis show, the internet, the shay loft, torturing freddie, watching tv, world's fattest priest, yoga
Schools:
Ridgeway Middle School - Seattle, WA
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