Hey, it's me Sam. Well at least that's what my friends call me. My mom calls me Samantha, but call me that and I'll punch you in the ear! Speaking of my mom... Today, she ACTUALLY told me I have to clean my room -- which I've NEVER done! This request is ridiculous coming from MY mom -- a woman who only showers on the 31st of every month (Yes, that means April, June, September, November, and February she DOES NOT shower. She says she doesn't want her tattoos to fade). So, here I go, I'm going to clean and live blog while I do it.

 

Sam: Guess what I just found!!!! The classroom gerbil. Yeah, I thought I lost that little guy a year ago! His name is Limpy because he only has 3 legs... But man, that gerbil has survival skills. Not that it's hard to find food in my room or anything... oooh, here's a bean and cheese burrito from last friday. So here's my plan: Tomorrow I'm marching myself and Limpy right down to the school science lab and telling Mr. Newman (our science teacher) that he HAS to take away that F he gave me for losing Limpy.

 

Sam: Wow! I totally forgot about this letter. You can't see me right now, but I'm holding a letter FROM Gibby TO this really adorable girl he used to like named Mia. I actually think she liked him, too... Well, at least until I swapped out this cute little note Gibby left in Mia's locker for a picture that I drew of a hairy big toe (I signed it "Always Thinking of You. Call me TOE-morrow! XOXO, Gibby). Now that I'm finally reading this letter... it's really sweet. Bet she would have liked him. They would have made a cute couple. Oh well...

Okay, so... I just found 50 bucks in an old pair of jeans I haven't worn in awhile. I think the money is Spencer's -- Well that'll teach him to leave $50 in his wallet where ANYONE can get it. OMG, I love cleaning my room. Okay, I'm gonna use $20 of it for a cleaning lady.